Total Medals Earned: 1,285 (From 159 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,390 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (140/140 points)
Complete the Tutorial
Complete Your First Small Puzzle
Complete Your First Medium Puzzle
Complete Your First Large Puzzle
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
First meet with John
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (175/175 points)
Flame away...
Open the runes.
Find 5 jounal pages.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Get your first Arcane Spell
Look, up in the sky!
Kill 100 enemies
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash.
Get all Arcane Spells
Freeze 500 enemies
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
in cold cash
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (155/480 points)
Create 10 words
Create 15 words
Create a word from 4 letters
Create 5words
Find at least 1 word
Create 20 words
Create a word from 5 letters
create the first word in 5 seconds from the start!
Create the first word in 3 seconds from the start
Create a word from 6 letters
Create a word from 7 letters
Create 30 words
Create 40 words
Create a word from 8 letters
Create 100 words
Create a word from 9 letters
Medals Earned: 13/18 (270/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Enter random pirate quote here...
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 5/26 (25/500 points)
Drink poison
Play with your dog
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Pick your first ingredient
Complete Aeryl
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Meztla
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only